Sunday, February 15, 2009
Laugh out LOUD
Image of the week (rated 16 for language):
Text jokes:
1) Every year, a mental institution would have an exam for their patients, only a selected few were allowed to take that test and if passed, the patient was free to leave the institution. Three men were selected for the exam, and the examiner brought them to the 2nd storey with an empty pool at the bottom. He told them to jump into the empty pool. The first man jumped, and broke his leg, the second man followed suit, and sprained his ankle. When it came to the third man, he refused to jump, when asked why he did not jump, he replied: "Because I can't swim..."
2) Four men were in a plane, a Japanese, an American, a Chinese and a Malay. Feeling bored, the Japanese took out a Gameboy, after a while, he threw it out of the window. When asked why, he replied, "Gameboys...Japan has a lot of it!" Soon the American took out a MacBook Pro, after a while of using it, he too, threw it out of the window. When asked why, he replied, "MacBook...which part of America doesn't have it?" The Malay was impressed by what they have in their country, feeling the need to compete, he threw the Chinese out of the window. The other two screamed, "what was that for?" The Malay simply replied, "Aiya...Chinese only...Singapore got a lot!"
Text riddles:
1) What do you get when UPS and FeDex team up?
2) What can you catch but not throw?
3) What goes up but never comes down?
Labels: LOL
Justin A.Faith on 2/15/2009 07:50:00 PM
