Friday, February 06, 2009
Laugh out LOUD
Picture of the week: (Jeff Larson)
More at www.thebackpew.com
Text jokes:
1) A mother had three son-in-laws, and one day she decided to test their filial piety to her. She took the first son-in-law and walked him to a bridge. At the bridge, she deliberately fell off into the river and screamed for her son-in-law to save her, the son-in-law jumped in and saved her. The next day, he found a Toyota Wish outside his garage, with a note that said "thanks, son. Now I can count on you when I'm in trouble". She took the second son-in-law and did the same thing, and thus rewarded him with a Toyota Wish. She took the third son-in-law and attempted the same test, but the son-in-law refused to save her and thus she drowned to death. The next day, he found a Ferrari outside his house, with a note that said "thanks, son. Love, Dad".
2) Three priests were on a boat out fishing, soon one of them ran out of bait, so he prayed for a long while and after that walked on the water to retrieve the bait and back to the boat. Soon the second priest too, ran out of bait, he prayed twice as long and after that, walked on the water to retrieve some bait and back to the boat. The third priest soon as well, ran out of bait, and seeing what the two priests had done, he prayed thrice as long and hard and stepped onto the water, but fell in and was rescued by the other two priests. When they got back ashore, the first priest said to the other, "maybe for the sake of brotherhood, we should have told him where the stepping stones were."
Text riddles:
1) *Lame-ness rate 5/10* What did the salt say to the pepper?
2) *Chinese joke* Which animal is the most cunning?
3) *Racist rate 3/10* How do you confuse a Malay?
Labels: LOL
