Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Random Quotes

Anonymous quotes

"Better a smartass than a dumbass"
"Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies"
"Build something that's foolproof and they invent a better fool"
"Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity"
"Greed is the mother of all sins"
"If at first you don't succeed, others do so at your expense"
"Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open"
"The only lesson history has taught us is that man has not yet learned anything from history"
"Satisfaction is the death of desire"
"Proper preparation prevents piss-poor performance" (also known as the 6 Ps)
"Misery is the fastest breeding substance in the world"
"Life is a sexually contracted terminal disease"
"It's the horse you are the most unwilling to ride that will take you the furthest"
"In God we trust. The rest must pay cash"
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day"
"Why do you try to fit in when you are born to stand out? "
"Wikipedia is aidepikiw spelt backwards, but why anybody would want to do that remains a mystery"
"Xylophones are like humans - there can be all kinds of notes and personalities"
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Good friends are like stars — you don't always see them, but you know they are always there"
"Open minds and empty heads are not the same"
"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone truly special to catch your heart"
"The world isn't perfect...but that's why its beautiful"
"Dead fish go with the flow... but I'm not dead yet"
"I don't fear death; it's re-incarnation I dread"
"I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own!"
"Right or Wrong is always dependent on the context"
"The only perfect lie is one that even the liar don't know the answer to"
"To ignore the past is to jeopardize the future"
"To live is to die"
"Wikipedia: Written by the people who use it for the people who use it. Oh-ho! "
"Underpromise and overdeliver"
"Violence isn't the answer, but it's a bloody good guess"
"War does not determine who is right, only who is left"

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