Thursday, October 02, 2008
78th Movement
There will come a time when:
1. Monday Soccer Boys will be disbanded
2. Cheers @ Yio Chu Kang MRT will stop selling sandwiches
3. There won't be a Cheers @ Yio Chu Kang anymore
4. Republic Polytechnic will have exams
5. After that, it will close down after a few years
6. Christian Rock groups will start caring more about $$$
7. Singapore willl become a dictator-state
8. Men will die out
9. God becomes a money icon (see point 6)
10. MDA will completely ban R21 movies
11. Jerusalem will finally have peace
12. Nerds will conquer the world
13. Music will be the weapon of mass destruction
14. The world renounces all religion and creates a secular one
15. The United Nations will convert to a European bias-angle
16. Singapore will realize that it is not creative enough (approx. 4509 AD)
17. Singapore will win a war
18. And after that lose everything
19. Internet games will become extinct
20. Downloading will become legal, in every way
21. CDs will become extinct
22. Most animals, like the rhino, will be extinct
23. The last remaining trees on earth will be in the offices
24. Man will start blaming nature for Global Warming
25. Love becomes a scam
26. Man will use women as sex machines (at the rate we're going)
27. Singapore will be renamed Singapura...wait a minute...
28. Malay and Indian dominance in the world
29. China becomes filthy rich
and finally
30. North Korea becomes a democratic country
(or)
31. Communism becomes legal
Hahahahaha
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Justin A.Faith on 10/02/2008 08:46:00 AM
