Saturday, March 28, 2009
Laugh out LOUD
Text jokes:
1) A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender calmly replies, "for you? No charge."
2) Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
3) One day, three men find a magical lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. The genie grants them one wish each, with that the first man says, "I want to be three times as smart!" The wish is granted, and he starts mentioning the Theory of Relativity flawlessly. The second man, impressed at it, says, "Twenty times as smart for me!" The wish is granted and he can flawlessly recite the bible not only forward but backwards as well. The third man smiles, "A hundred...no, a THOUSAND times as smart!" The genie sighs at his request, and *poof*, he turns into a woman!
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