Monday, January 19, 2009
Laugh out LOUD
Video of the week:Old joke...
Text jokes:
1) A hypnotist bets with a shark-feeder who just got out of a tank with a shark, "I bet $50 that I can hypnotise that shark." The shark feeder shrugged, "I'll bet you $100 you can't." So the hypnotist put on his diving gear, went in and started his hypnotism. A while later, the shark attacked him, and the medics got him out to safety. The shark-feeder asked, "what happened?" The hypnotist replied, "well, you owe me $100 now 'cause the shark thinks its an alligator."
2) There're three facts in life. One: you can roll your tongue all the way to your throat. Two: some idiots are going to try Fact One. Three: Fact One is false.
3) A Japanese asked an American, "why did you guys win WW2?" The American said, "we prayed to God, and He gave us victory." The Japanese asked, "but we prayed to God as well, why didn't we win?" The American laughed, "what makes you think God understands Japanese?"
Text riddles (considered easy):
1) What is the longest word in the dictionary?
2) What do you call a man who listens to the radio everyday?
3) Which music artist melts in your mouth but not in your hand?
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