Friday, January 09, 2009
Laugh out LOUD
Picture of the week: (Deviant =Nocturnal-Devil)
Text jokes:
1) One day, a man walks into a bar. Ouch.
2) Two lawyers bring their lunch boxes to the bar, the bartender quickly said, "you can't bring your own food in here." The two lawyers looked at each other and switched lunch boxes.
3) A man walks into an empty bar, "hey bartender, I bet $5 I can shoot beer from my mouth into the bottle over there." The bartender, sensing easy money, gave him the chance. Obviously, the man lost $5. The man persisted and gave it another try, this time placing the bottle at another location. Everytime he tried, he lost, altogether he lost about $100 worth. The bartender thought for a while, "okay, boy. Seeing that I take pity on you, you can have $50 back." But the man said, "oh don't bother, I just bet with everyone outside $50 each that I can spit beer all over your bar."
4) Do you know that 4 out of 3 people have a problem with fractions?
Text Riddles:
1) A man was going to Jamaica, on the way he met a man with 7 wives. Each wife has 7 children, each children has 7 cats, each cat has 7 kittens, each kitten has 7 maids. How many people were travelling to Jamaica?
2) Normally, if you put a book on the floor, you can jump over it. Where is a place where you can put a book on the floor and not being able to jump over it?
3) Michael studied all night, his mathematics skills became immortalized, but he failed the test the next day, why?
Labels: LOL
Justin A.Faith on 1/09/2009 01:07:00 PM
