Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Laught out LOUD
Welcome to the first edition of LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! Here I'll post jokes, both the good and the lame, and YOU get to post some jokes too! Under the COMMENTS section, that is, so that it stays there FOREVER (although I'm sure not everyone is going to listen to this instruction). So for starters: here's a little contribution from someone, somewhere.
There was an old man who was travelling from Mexico to America on foot, he brought along a sack of sand and a bicycle.
When he reached the checkpoint, the officer searched his body, and then searched his sack of sand. He was a little suspicious about it but found nothing illegal inside, so he let the old man pass through.
For the next few years, the same old man passed through the border several times, bringing along a bicycle and the same sack of sand. The officers checking him would check his sack, his body, and sometimes would even dismantle his bicycle to check for illegal items. But all the old man had was that sack of sand and a bicycle.
Years later, the old man died, and his son opened a new bicycle shop in America, it turned out that his father was smuggling new bicycles across the border.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...some of you will feel chilly after a while. Let's take a look at this one, from deviant Rimfrost:
That's all for LOL this week, stay tune NEXT week when we have more lame and good jokes up this blog's sleeve! =D
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