Sunday, November 02, 2008
Random tune

You know you're growing fat when...

1) The only thing you know about your feet is the color of your toes
2) Your stomach moves up and down when you're in a car driving down the expressway
3) You like street soccer and the only position you want and can play is referee
4) The only sport you play is Fifa 2008
5) Your weighing machine's needle spring is broken
6) You can barely reach the edge of the table when you're on a chair
7) The SAF do not accept you into the force immediately after your medical check-up
8) A single finger of yours can type "QWE"
9) NASA sends a satellite to orbit around you
10) When you jump into the sea, people shout "HIGH TIDE!!!"
11) The airplane tiltts when you are on it
12) You get the only record for "Largest human circumference"

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